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[Intro][Verse 1]For years we had an aspidistra in a flower potOn the whatnot, near the 'atstand in the 'allIt didn't seem to grow 'til one day our brother JoeHad a notion that he'd make it strong and tallSo he's crossed it with an acorn from an oak treeAnd he's planted it against the garden wall[Bridge]It shot up like a rocket, 'til it's nearly touched the skyIt's the biggest aspidistra in the worldWe couldn't see the top of it, it got so bloomin' highIt's the biggest aspi - distra in the worldWhen father's had a skin full at his pub, 'The Bunch of Grapes'He doesn't go all fighting mad and getting into scrapesNo, you'll find him in his bear-skin playing Tarzan of the apesUp the biggest aspi - distra in the world[Verse 2]We have to get it watered by the local fire brigadeSo they put the water rates up half a crownThe roots stuff up the drains, grow along the country lanesAnd they came up half a mile outside the townOnce we hired the Crystal Palace for an 'ot houseBut a jealous rival went and burnt it down[Bridge 2]The tom cats and the moggies love to spend their evenings outUp the biggest aspidistra in the worldThey all begin meowing when the buds begin to sproutUp the biggest aspi - distra in the worldThe dogs line up for miles and miles a funny sight to seeThey sniff around for hours on end and wag their tails with gleeSo I've had to put a notice up to say it's not a treeIt's the biggest aspi - distra in the world[Bridge 3]It's getting worn and weary and its leaves are turning greyIts the oldest aspidistra in the worldSo we water it with half a pint of Guiness every dayIts the stoutest aspid - istra in the worldThe borough council told us that we've got to chop it downIt interferes with aeroplanes that fly above the townSo we sold it to a wood yard for a lousy half a crownIt's the biggest aspi - distra in the world[Outro]The biggest, biggest, biggest aspidistra in the world
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