Skit: One Night In a Strange City

Jimin: He's always late, should I say something?
Jin: Ah, say something
Suga: Say something of behalf of Bangtan
Jin: Right, right
Jimin: I'll say something to the leader-hyung
V: Hey, hey! Stop coming late!
Jin: Right, right
Rm: Hey! Jung Hoseok!
All: He's here
Suga: Go open the door
All: Say something
Suga: Seriously we need to say something
Rm: Say something what? What
J-Hope: He's here, he's here
V: Jiminnie is going to say something
Jimin: Hyung, I thought about it but don't you think that you've gone over the line a little?
Suga: What is? What? What?
Jimin: Don't you think you're coming a little too late these days?
Rm: Wow what are you saying?
Suga: I personally think that is completely understandable considering he's the leader
J-Hope: Lol
Rm: I not human?
Jimin: Why are you being like this to me?
Rm: Who do you think you are?
J-Hope: Ugh, I'm so tired
Jungkook: Namjoon hyung is leader hyung, he get's privileges
Jin: Exactly, the leader suffers so much
V: Leader hyung suffering... mumble mumble
Jimin: I'm sorry, I think I'm the wrong
V: I'm sorry we're (V&Jimin) are same age friend as well, ugh
Rm: Yeah, thing's are hard for me these days, ah my shoulders hurt
V: We've finished now
J-Hope: Is your shoulder right?
Rm: Ah I don't know
Jungkook: Wow, I almost feel asleep while washing up
Jin: I don't know why but I feel like that is possible
Rm: Yeah you did that the other time
J-Hope: Hey but, kids
Jin: Just like sitting on the ground or something
Rm: When I saw before V looked like he was going to die maybe that's why he wasn't singing?
Jungkook: But I surprisingly get a lot of motivation support from V hyung
V: Quit It
Jimin: Lol
V: Ah seriously stop being like that
Suga: Yeah you looked like you were having a rough time
V: Ah I said stop it *whingey whingey*
Rm: You must have had such a hard time
V: Ah! Seriously!
J-Hope: Not doing the dance properly as well
Jin: Yeah
J-Hope: But seriously today ''I Need U'' was so great
Jungkook: Dope! Dope! It was awesome!
J-Hope: Oh yeah Dope! Dope was the best
V: Okay, yeah, they're all great but... don't you think danger is killer?
Jin: Danger
Rm: Okay but with ''I Need U'', I can't even imagine what it would been like if the ''I need u girl'' bit wasn't in it
everyone sings along to it, ''I need u girl'' you know that bit
J-Hope: Suga hyung wasn't even like rapping at the benning
Jin: Yeah Yeah, Suga wasn't
Rm: Suga hyung wasn't rapping at all
Jin: He was just like holding the microphone
V: Suga hyung was just doing stuff like this
Suga: Hey hey hey, I'll just say one thing
Rm: He's really just half assing it
Suga: Please just piss off
J-Hope: Lol
Suga: If you don't even want to do that
Rm: You just wanted to say that didn't you?
Jin: That means that your voice didn't come out in ''I Need U''
J-Hope: It came out well, that's for sure
Jimin: I felt good though to be honest, when Suga hyung didn't rap but everyone sang along anyway
Jin: Okay but imagine this
Rm: There were so many people there as well and it just felt so good
Jin: We just Bam opened your eyes but we're practicing for ''No More Dream'' in the training room, how would you feel?
Jimin: No, no, I'm not going back
V: No them I'm just to go down a different path
Jin: Yep okay you do down another road
Rm: That's it, you are doing ''No More Dream'' right now only eating chicken breast
Jin: No no no no I can't
Rm: You are with that cold argilla chicken breast
V: Seriously the manager hyung. What about the scene where you secretly tried to have salt with the chicken breast and got
caught?
Jin: Oh no no no no no
Rm: My perm hair
Jin: Like seriously, this is just like all a dream and ''I Need U'' ''I need u '' is all a dream
Suga: But seriously
Rm: But sometimes it does seem like a dream
Suga: But it's not just that
J-Hope: Don't say things like that!
Rm: Back in the say I used to eat World Cone but now I'm doing world tours
Suga: Ah fainting... ugh okay
J-Hope: What is that
Jin: Your sense of humor had significantly dropped
Suga: These thing get cut out immediately
V: With one song
Suga: Okay but seriously, this could all be a dream, like to be honest there
were lots of artist that did well in Korea
Rm: That's true
Suga: I always think you should do well with one song first then go further
but I'm a little bit anxious because it's not like our title song has come
out yet or anything
Rm: That's true
Jin: Ah this kid has a talent in bringing down the mood
J-Hope: Suddenly... it's almost like the titanic
Jin: Yep
Rm: Right befone it sinks
Jin: It's been overthrown
J-Hope: Ah, Yoongi hyung just happens to say something like this, really bursts the bubble
Jin: I know right
Jimin: ''The title hasn't even come out yet''
J-Hope: I know right, ''the title songs hasn't even... ''
V: No wait! Okay so the title just has to come out well, right?
Jin: Yeah
V: Yeah then just like make it well, huh? . Release it and Boom it will be a hit again
Unknown: So easy amirite?
All: Lol
Rm: Hey you should just go to bed
Jin: Yeah, you suit being asleep better
Jimin: You usually don't say anything
Rm: At this point I want to ask Hobi, say something about your expectations for our musics
this time round
Jin: Hobi what do you think?
J-Hope: I think we'll do well
All: Lol
Rm: Noo
V: Lol shut up shut up you guys are so loud
Suga: Yeah we're not going to do well
Rm: But kids, out youth is bright
Suga: Oh ya
Rm: When we go to Korea! Bang-Pd-Nim will have prepared incredible tracks for us
And us? We just have to add our talent on the top of it!
Jimin: Why are you being like this?
Jin: We can say no no to our worries
Rm: Ah but worries
All: Hahahaha
Jin: Why why why
Rm: Okay but the reason why I think we don't have to worry is that, even today we
performed in front of 5000 people
Jin: Why