Little Johnny Went To Parliament

[Verse]
Well we've all heard tales about Little Johnny,
Gets in trouble at school, filthy little mouth,
He called the teacher a tool, during design and technology
But during science, the teacher he respected,
broke down his defiance with a subject unexpected,
Of what would be, when massive chunks of ice fall in the sea

[Bridge]
And Johnny comes in from school and says "Mum,

[Chorus]
there's a star on fire in the sky,
And it scares me I don't know why",
Little Johnny's got tears in his eyes and his mum says,
"Calm down son, we don't want anymore of them floods in here,
Remember last year when we nearly lost the house,
And the mouse that ran around the kitchen drowned"

[Instrumental] (x2)

[Verse]
So look here now, Little Johnny's on a mission,
Down to Parliament, by his own admission,
It's an argument he expects and he's gonna let his anger flow
So Johnny starts a talk to the MPs and the speaker,
'Bout his worries for the Earth but they're lost in the ether,
Johnny ain't daft so he leaves and he whacks up the thermostat

[Middle9]
He locks them inside, they can hardly breathe,
Now Little Johnny's outside, the MPs are on fire,
So Johnny gets his dad along with the rest of the fire brigade
"Aim for the windows" Little Johnny gave a cry,
The water flooded in and all in favour shouted aye,
But none of them were sailors,
And were scared of choppy seas and catastrophes

[Chorus]
There's a star on fire in the sky,

[Instrumental] (x2)

[Verse]
So off went the water and down came the heat,
All the way down to an ice age degree,
And Johnny shouted out, 'I'll turn the key if you can all agree'
So in comes Johnny, not so little now,
Back at my school, I think this is how,
to teach us a lesson, a practical session for us all to see

[Chorus]
Cause there's a star on fire in the sky,

[Outro]