I Write Sins Not Tragedies

[Intro]

[Primeira Parte]
Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And I can't help but to hear
No I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!"
Says a bridesmaid to a waiter
Yes, but what a shame, what a shame
The poor groom's bride is a whore

[Refrão]
I'd chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
I'd chime in, "haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of

[Segunda Parte]
Well, in fact, well, I'll look at it this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so, pour the champagne
Oh! Well, in fact, well, I'll look at it this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so, pour the champagne, pour the champagne
[Ponte]

[Refrão]
I'd chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of

[Pós - Refrão]
Poise and rationality
Again

[Refrão]
I'd chime in, "haven't you people ever heard of
Closing a goddamn door?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
(stop)

[Pós - Refrão]
Poise and rationality
Again
[Final]