Big Balls

Intro:(Softly)
Well I'm upper-upper class high society
Gods' gift to ballroom noteriety
And always filled my ballrooms - the event is never small
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all.

[Refrão]
I've got big balls, I've got big balls,
They're such big balls, they're dirty big balls,
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest - balls of them all

[Próxima Parte]
And my ballrooms always bouncing, and my ballrooms always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is one the guest list - no one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire.

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[Próxima Parte]
Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure - they're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing - to the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night

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