Said no Country Boy Ever

I wish I never caught nothin' every time I went fishin'
I wish all I hit was rock every time I went diggin'
Yeah, I wish I had to work harder
to make a dollar to make a livin'
I wish grand mama never taught mama how to fry chicken
Said no country boy ever since we been around
Said no country boy ever since the beer's been iced down
I wish my baby's kisses didn't last
so damn long (so damn long)
Said no country boy, country boy ever
Oh, I wish huntin' season just never came around
And they paved every dirt road outside of every small town
I wish they'd turn it off when ol'
Haggard camе on (that's the life)
I'm sad I got so many guns, and I'm glad Earnhardt's gone
Said no country boy еver since we been around
Said no country boy ever since the beer's been iced down
I wish my baby's kisses didn't last
so damn long (so damn long)
Said no country boy, country boy ever, yeah
Well, I want my truck lower, and I want a little less land
And now ain't a good time to crack this here can
(Let her rest in the middle)
(Tell 'em, Hawkes)
Said no country boy ever since we been around
Said no country boy ever since the tractor had a plow
Wish my baby's kisses didn't last
so damn long (so damn long)
Oh, said no country boy, country boy ever
Country boy, country boy ever
Oh, oh, country boy ever, country boy ever, country boy ever
Ooh, said no country boy, country boy ever
Not these country boys