boneheads bank holiday 2

[Intro]

[Verse 1]
You know I need a little break to get away for a holiday
So I can see the sun
Cus in the sun they say it's fun, if you get some.
Well I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane
Or I could steal a car, Cus in a car you can go far,
It just depends what kinda car you are

[Chorus 1]
La la la, la la la la, la la la, la,
What kinda car you are.
La la la, la la la la, la la la, la.

[Verse 2]
I met a funny looking girl on a crowded beach in spain,
Her name was Avaline,
She said she came to Spain, to have a good time,
But she was with her mum who had a face like a nun in pain
She said her name was Dot, she didn't half talk a lot.
I couldn't tell if she was mad or not.

[Chorus 2]
La la la, la la la la, la la la, la
Mad or not.
La La La, La La La La, La La La, La.

[Middle]
Don't you know, I should have stayed in England,
On my polluted beach with all my special friends
Don't you know, I should have stayed in England,
With me big house, and me big car,
And all me friends there at the bar, la la la.