Beauty And The Beast – Me

[Verse 1]
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You've been dreaming just one dream
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Nearly all your life
A
Hoping, scheming, just one theme
Will you be a wife?
Will you be some he-man's property?
Good news, that he-man's me.

[Verse 2]
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This equation: girl plus man
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Doesn't help just you
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On occasion women can
Have their uses too
Mainly to extend the family tree
Pumpkin, extend with me

[Bridge]
We'll be raising sons galore (Inconceivable!)
Each built six-foot-four (Unbelievable!)
Each one stuffed with every Gaston gene... (I'm not hearing this)
You'll be keeping house with pride (Just incredible!)
Each day gratified (So unweddable!)
That you are part of this idyllic scene

[Instrumental]

[Verse 3]
I can see that we will share
All that love implies
We shall be the perfect pair
Rather like my thighs
You are face to face with destiny...

[Outro]
All roads lead to
The best things in life are
All's well that ends with me
Escape me, there's no way
Simple as do, re,
Belle, when you marry...
Me...!