Anything Goes

[Verse 1]
In olden days, a glimpse of stocking.
Was looked on as something shocking.
Now heaven knows...
Anything goes...

[Verse 2]
Good authors too, who once knew better words.
Now only use four letter words:
Writing prose...
Anything goes...

[Chorus 1]
The world has gone mad today.
And good's bad today. And day's night today.
And black's white today.
And most guys today, that women prize today.
Are just silly gigolos.

[Chorus 2]
And though, I'm not a great romancer.
I know you're bound to answer.
When we propose...
Anything goes... Go! Go!

[Break]
Whoo!

[Chorus 1]
[Chorus 2]
And though we're not such great romancers.
We know that you're bound to answer.
When we propose.
Anything goes...

[Outro]
Anything goes...
Anything goes...
Anything goes....