The Fires Of Ancient Cosmic Destiny

[Verse 1]
Magnificent vessel appears in the sky
The Hootsforce arrives into Cowdenbeath
Prepare for the warfare of ultimate destiny
Into the battle, the heroes make fight
Fast as Dundonian lightning they strike
The armies of evil will die on the field
They'll die by our steel

[Spoken Interlude]
And the battlefield of Cowdenbeath fell silent, as the black gates of the fortress of Crail
opened wide.
Atop a horde of undead eagles, the grim armies of the Deathknights of Crail rode out to meet the
forces of
justice. And at the vanguard of this terrible host stood the Grandmaster himself, Dreadlord
Proletius!

[Verse 2]
From the black gate evil deathknights attack
Proletius is leading the chaos charge
Slaughtering peasants with deadly impunity
Ralathor fires his final defence
Missiles of nuclear justice
The deathknights are suddenly vaporized
Proletius dies

[Chorus]
For the King of Space
We will fight to end disgrace
In our once proud land
We will make our stand
When the dark lord comes
We will shoot our laser guns
For the glory of mighty Dundee

[Spoken Interlude]
Mwah-hahaha! Such a pathetic display of valor! You are naught but insignificant worms before the
infinite
power of Zargothrax! Now, the solar conjunction is at hand. My ascension to godhood is
inevitable and there
is nothing you can do to stop me! Worship my omnipotence!

[Refrain]
From the Heavens
Comes a hero
Mighty Hootsman
Vanitati
Latinae
Canentis
Hootus Dei

[Bridge]
With a flash of thunder
A god falls from the sky
With holy armor made from wolf
The Hootsman has arrived
Side by side with Angus
The warriors make fight
Hootsman fires a laser blast
Shoots goblins out of sight

[Refrain]
From the Heavens
Comes a hero
Mighty Hootsman
Vanitati
Latinae
Canentis
Hootus Dei

[Chorus]
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
Evil will rise
And of all the legendary warriors
None will survive
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
Evil will rise

[Próxima Parte]
To defeat the power of the sorcerer
The Hootsman has arrived

[Spoken Interlude]
Alright Zargothrax, your evil reign of terror ends today! My name is the Hootsman, and I am the
one and only
true god of this universe! It is time for you to taste the power of Hoots!

[Verse 3]
With the force of the hammer
And the power of Hoots
A
The forces of justice attack
Bringing destruction to Zargothrax
The wizard defeated
Dissolves into dust
The Kingdom of Fife has been saved
The legendary Angus McFife has triumphed this day

[Spoken Interlude]
And lo, Zargothrax was finally defeated. But in the epic final struggle with the dark sorcerer,
the valiant
hero Angus McFife realised he had been impaled by the Knife of Evil. As he watched the lifeless
corpse of
Zargothrax dissolve into liquid dust, Angus knew that soon he himself would be corrupted by the
dark power
of that cursed blade. And so he resolved that he must make the final sacrifice for the Glory of
Dundee.
He would end his own life by descending into the raging volcanic fires of Schiehallion!

[Verse 4]
Goodbye
My time has come to die
This is the end
I must say farewell
Descend into hell

[Chorus]
[Próxima Parte 2x]
To defeat the power of the sorcerer
The Prince of Fife must die

[Próxima Parte]
To save the galaxy
It is your mighty destiny
Brave Angus McFife