Fun Having Fun

My granddad's pride and joy was a '49 Ford
Much as he loved Grandma he loved that old truck more
I thought it was time that I took it for a stroll
I had a big old pair for a boy just eight years old

Grindin' second gear, driftin' through the cows
Rippin' through the pasture when the brakes finally gave out
He was screamin' from the porch, I was crashin' through the fence
And he said, "What do you have to say for what you've done? "
In my defense, I said it's

Fun havin' fun
There's only so many trips around the sun
Of a gun, what's done is done
Hold it flat 'cause none of it lasts
But it's fun havin' fun

My dad kept a can of gas behind our old barn
I made sure I was careful when I poured it on the lawn
The fire was beautiful 'til the wind started to blow
That ember hit the hayloft and I watched that sucker go

It didn't take long at all, there was forty foot flames
I remember feelin' grateful that the fire was now contained
The firemen had a hose and my dad, he had a belt
He said, "What do you have to say for what you've done? "
I just felt that it's

Fun havin' fun
There's only so many trips around the sun
Of a gun, what's done is done
Hold it flat 'cause none of it lasts
But it's fun havin' fun

Ten country boys doin' ninety-five down an old dirt road
Hotboxin' the minivan, squintin' through the smoke
Blue lights came flashin' and they hauled our asses in (Damn it, boy)
I look f**** up in the mugshot, but I'd do it all again

If you're dumb (Yes, you're dumb)
You gotta be tough (Well, you're tough)
If you're smart, you might miss the thrill of blowin' things up
That's enough of a life that's boring
And the worst decisions make good stories
Grab your helmet and your cape
Break a leg, duct tape her straight
Chicks dig scars and get-well cakes

Fun to have some fun
There's only so many trips around the sun
Of a gun, what's done is done
Hold it flat 'cause none of it lasts
But it's fun havin' fun havin' fun havin' fun, ah-ooh
(Woo-hoo)