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The Mayor Of Pussytown

Adam Sandler

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The Mayor Of Pussytown

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Yo it´s 2004 and all you candy asses thinkin ya´ll real pussiesya´ll ain´t seen shit yeteh yo man let em knowOh yeah, guess who´s backit´s the mother fuckin pussy with the little nutsackdon´t care about cheddar or the paper chasei´m a fuckin grown man with zits on my facea straight up chicken shita pansy ass punkIf i´m if i´m guarding your ass it´s an automatic slam dunkwhile thugs are at the party bustin all ya´lls assesI´m hidin in the corner wonderin where the fuck´s my glassesCan´t afford no rims mymy fuckin dick´s so small no bitch can suck itI don´t pop 9´s i got weak rhymesback in 9 duce i got pissed on 10 timesI roll solo i ain´t got no cluei said please don´t hit me more than a cow says mooafraid of heights i´m a-scared in the darki walk an extra 3 miles to avoid crazy fucks in the parkdenied by the bloods, turned down by the cryptsmy fuckin auntie kicked my ass and she got 2 plastic hipswhen i step to the club feel free to stare me downbecause I just got re-elected the mayor of pussytownMay-or-of-pus-sy-townWhen bangers hit the street i stay home and watch tvslumped out on the couch so no one can seeunless I hear somebody knockin on my doorthen you´ll see me crawlin cross the mother fuckin floori´ve been a fuckin coward every day of my life,that´s why I pretend I don´t know everyone´s banging my wifei won´t sit on the porch, i don´t want no troublei´m more afraid of goin out than the fuckin boy in a bubblewhen the shit goes down i make a break so fastlook like a mother fuckin rocket goin pastsearchin for the sneakiest place to hidestraight into the ladies room, ain´t got no prideslippin slidin, runnin hidinyou know damn well it´s a scooter i´m ridinoh no here we go, out come the glocksi take off so fast i pop out my socksyou gonna fuck with me, i´ll cry then runi called the cops when i got shot with a fuckin squirt gunHe clams up he shuts downHis pants he almost shitsHe´ll even look the other way if you grab his grandma´s titswell I had a little poodle but neighbor´s stoled heri´d shoot her with an ak but the kick hurts my shoulderi can´t pop no gun and i can´t fist fighthell i´m afraid to take out the fuckin garbage at nightI use the steps in the pool cause i´m terrified to divedon´t fuck with my floaties they´s whats keepin me alive, bitchnever drank remy never delt crackone time I smoked weed i had a panic attackif you´re looking for my dick in the mens locker roomjust bring your binoculars with a fuckin super zoomnaw i´m just playin i don´t fuckin change in therethe one time I did got my bush sprayed off with nairbut did I stick up for myself no fuckin doubti did what i do best, i broke the fuck outi ain´t lookin at you i ain´t tryin to frontit´s aight with me you called my jimmy a cuntfreakin sneakin crawlin creepinwhen the gangs are bangin i´m in the basement sleepini´m straight from the streets seen trouble in every sidewhen the shit hits the fan i throw on a fuckin disguisefake nose fake wig fake beardit all worked pretty goodsometimes I just use a map and a funny accentand pretend I got lost in the hood mother fuckernow all you coward mother fuckers out therewalkin round with your head hangin lowjust cause you ate one dickjust knowmy man the mayor, had to suck off his whole high schoolcase closedMay-or-of-pus-sy-town

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