[Verse 1]I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the headMy stepfather said that I sucked in the bed'Til one night he snuck in and saidWe're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shedCan't we just play with Teddy Ruxbin instead?After I fuck you in the butt, get some headBust a nut, get some restThe next day my mother said"I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid!"The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fedHe just hung himself in the bedroom he's deadDebbie, don't let that fucker get you upsetGo in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neckI bet you he's fakin' it, I bet youI bet he probably just want's to see how upset you would getI'll go handle this of course, unless you objectAhh go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head[Chorus]If you could count the skeletons in my closetUnder my bed and up under my faucetThen you would know I've completely lost itIs he nuts? No! He's insane!If you could count the skeletons in my closetUnder my bed and up under my faucetThen you would know I've completely lost itIs he nuts? No! He's insane![Verse 2]Did you get him? Naaw, fucker tried to bite my face offI just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsawThen he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades offAte the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshotThen he aimed at his own face, let the thing popTook his eye out, picked it up and played ping pongThen he played ping pong with his own ding dongThat motherfucker's got nuts like King KongThen he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawnAnd he laid all up underneath it with the thing onThen he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing offeverything, except his tank top and his training braAin't he raw? Yeah maniac, that's Shady dogMan that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he dogShady dog, what be going through that fuckin' brain of yoursSay no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing along[Chorus]If you could count the skeletons in my closetUnder my bed and up under my faucetThen you would know I've completely lost itIs he nuts? No! He's insane!If you could count the skeletons in my closetUnder my bed and up under my faucetThen you would know I've completely lost itIs he nuts? No! He's insane![Verse 3]Don't you know what Felch means? (Yeah), well then tell meWould you rather get felched or do the felchingFuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belchingBurp, Belch, then go back for a second helpingCan you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me?I want you to feel me like my step father felt meFuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpingShady what the fuck you saying? I don't know help me!What the fuck's happening, I think I'm fucking meltingMarshall I just love you boy, I care about your well beingNo Dad, I said no, I don't need no help peeingI'm a big boy, I can do it by myself seeI only get naked when the baby sitter tells meShe showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"Well this is called ass rape,And we're shooting the jail scene[Chorus]If you could count the skeletons in my closetUnder my bed and up under my faucetThen you would know I've completely lost itIs he nuts? No! He's insane!If you could count the skeletons in my closetUnder my bed and up under my faucetThen you would know I've completely lost itIs he nuts? No! He's insane!
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I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxbin instead?
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said
"I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid!"
The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead
Debbie, don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck
I bet you he's fakin' it, I bet you
I bet he probably just want's to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this of course, unless you object
Ahh go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head
[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!
[Verse 2]
Did you get him? Naaw, fucker tried to bite my face off
I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off
everything, except his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah maniac, that's Shady dog
Man that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he dog
Shady dog, what be going through that fuckin' brain of yours
Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing along
[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!
[Verse 3]
Don't you know what Felch means? (Yeah), well then tell me
Would you rather get felched or do the felching
Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp, Belch, then go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my step father felt me
Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping
Shady what the fuck you saying? I don't know help me!
What the fuck's happening, I think I'm fucking melting
Marshall I just love you boy, I care about your well being
No Dad, I said no, I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself see
I only get naked when the baby sitter tells me
She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
Well this is called ass rape,
And we're shooting the jail scene
[Chorus]
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No! He's insane!
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