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Use A− / A+ to adjust text sizeCrazy Rap Colt 45 And 2 Zig-Zags 0
[Refrão]Colt 45 and two zigzags, Baby, that's all we needGoing to the park, after dark, and smoke that tumbleweed.As the marijuana burns we can take our turns, Singing them dirty rap songs.Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.[Próxima Parte]So roll, roll, roll my joint, Pick out the seeds and stemsFeeling high as hell, Flyin' through Palmdale, Skatin on Dayton rims[Próxima Parte]So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe De VilleIf my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will.[Verse 1]Well it was just sundown in small white town, They call it Eastside Palmdale (Well.)When the Afroman walked through the white land, Houses went up for sale (Sale)Well, I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs, When I met a little girl named Jan (Jan)I let her ride in my Caddy, Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux KlanWe fucked on the bed, Fucked on the floor, Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afroThen I fucked to the left (left), Fucked to the right (right), She sucked my dick 'til the shitturned whiteI thought to myself sheeba-sheeba, Got my ass lookin' like a zebraI put on my clothes and I was on my way, Until her daddy pulled up in a ChevroletSo I ran - I jumped out the back window, But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-fourOh, he beat me to the left, He beat me to the right, The motherfucker whooped my ass all nightBut I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, That's the best damn pussy I ever hadGot a bag of weed and a bottle of wine, I'mma fuck that bitch just one more time[Chorus][Próxima Parte]So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe De VilleIf my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will.[Verse 2]I met this lady in Hollywood, She had green hair, but damn she looked goodI took her to my house because she was fine, But she whipped out a dick that was bigger thanmineI met this lady from Japan, Never made love with an AfricanI fucked her once, (once), I fucked her twice (twice), I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried riceDon't be amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell ya), I met a woman in the heart of AustraliaHad a big butt and big titties too, So I hopped in her ass like a kangarooSee I met this woman from Hawaii, Stuck it in her ass and she said [Aiee!]Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch, Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian PunchI met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky, she said I'll fry some chicken if you justfuck meI came in her mouth, it was a crisis, I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices[Chorus][Verse 3]I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee, Her titties were filled with HennessyThat country music really drove me crazy, But I rode that ass and said "Yes, Miss Daisy!"Met this lady in Oklahoma, Put that pussy in a comaMet this lady in Michigan, I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch againMet a real black girl down in South Carolina, Fucked her until she turned into a white albinaFucked this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe herFucked this girl down in Georgia, Came in her mouth, man I thought I told yaMet this beautiful sexy hoe, She just ran across the border of MexicoFine young thing said her name's Maria, I wrapped her up just like a hot tortillaI wanna get married but I can't afford it, I know I'm gonna cry when she get deported[Chorus][Próxima Parte]So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe De VilleIf my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Caddy will.
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