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Use A− / A+ to adjust text sizeCheaper Than a Shrink
I was sittin' in a chair at the H&R BlockSome bean countin', pencil pusher runnin' up the clockSaid, "I've tallied up your numbers for the end of the yearAnd son, you've spent a small fortune on liquor and beer. "I said, it's cheaper than a shrinkYou don't have to thinkYou just pour and drinkIt's sixteen-fifty for a bottle of JackNo pouring out your heart to some high-dollar quackJust a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it doneAnd gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more funAnd it's cheaper than a shrinkYou don't have to thinkYou just pour and drinkAw, it's cheaper than a shrinkNow me and her had this little problem between usTryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and VenusShe said, "HoneyI think we need to see a marital counselor. "I said, "All we need to do is slam a case of twelve-ouncers. "'Cause it's cheaper than a shrinkYou don't have to thinkYou just pour and drinkAbout eighteen bucks'll get you four six-packsNo pouring out your heart to some high dollar quackJust a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it doneAnd gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more funAnd it's cheaper than a shrinkYou don't have to thinkYou just pour and drinkYeah, it's cheaper than a shrinkIf liquor prices soared as high as gasolineThen I'd a quit drinkin' back when I was nineteenIt's the oldest most proven form of therapyThe best thing about it far as I can see is that it'sCheaper than a shrinkYou don't have to thinkYou just pour and drinkAnd it's cheaper than a shrinkAw, you just pour and drinkAnd it's a whole lot cheaperThan some big town, clock hound, drag you down shrink
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