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Big Weenie

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Big Weenie

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I don't understandWhy you're being so meanYou're a mean, mean manCHORUSYou are just jealous of me'cause you, you just can't do what I doSo instead of just admitting itYou walk around and sayall kinds of really mean thingsabout me 'cause you're a meanie, a meanieBut it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me'cause I'm what you wanna beSo you just look like an idiotWhen you say these mean things'cause it's too easy to seeYou're really just a big weenie, big weenieAlright listen, I need you to focusI need you to go dig deep in your mind, this isimportantWe are going to perform an experiment of a sortI'm going to have to ask you to bare with me for amomentNow I need you to open your mind, your eyes close 'emYou are now about to be placed under my hypnosisFor the next 4 and a half minuteswe are going to explore into your mind to find out whyyou're so fuckin' jealousNow why do they make you whoPibbity-cock-a-poo-pooPsych, I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you'restill listeningOkay now I need your un-divided attentionSir I have a questionWhy do I always sense this, undeniable tension?From the moment that I enter into the room it gets allquiet and whispersWhenever there's conversationswhy am I always mentioned?I been dying to ask, it's been itching at meIs it just because...ChorusAlright now I, I just flubbed a lineI was going to say something extremely importantbut I forgot who or were what it was, I fucked upPsych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn'tThat's just what you wanted to hear from meis that I fucked up ain't it?But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paperIt doesn't take a bunch of takesor me to stand here in this booth all day for me tosay the truth, ok?You're droolin', you have tooth decayYour mouth is open, you're disgustingWhat the fuck you eat for lunchA bunch of sweets or something, what?You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch?Your tooth is rotten to the gumYour breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?Yes I do sir, what am I on?You sir are on chew serumMarshall I'm so jealous of youPlease say you won't tell nobodyI'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrifiedThat someone's gonna find out why I'm sayingAll these terrible, evil and awful mean thingsIt's my own insecurity!ChorusAlright now we, we're going to conductThat experiment that we were talking about earlierJust to see what a frog, looks like when it takes twohits of ecstasy'cause that's exactly what your eyes look like, wantto check to see?Here's a mirror, notice the resemblance here?Wait, let me put these sunglasses onNow look in this mirror, how about now?What do you have in common?You're both green with envy and look like idiots withsunglasses on 'emYou look like I sound like singing about weeniesNow take my weenie out of your mouthThis is between me and you, I know you're not happyI know you'd much rather see me lying in the corner ofa room somewhere cryingCurled up in a ball tweaked out of my mind dyingThere is no denying that my weenie is much bigger thanyours isMine is like sticking a banana between two orangesWhy you even doing this to yourself, it's pointlessWhy do we have to keep on going through this, this istortuousMy point is thisThat if you say mean things, weenie will shrinkNow I forgot what the chorus is,your just is...Chorus
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